We're really not sorry about anything. We've got prophets and lawyers on speed dial, and our lawyers make our prophets look like they're trying to be on a budget.
Actually, we're not even sorry about that. Sorry is so last season. We're all about the "it's not our problem" policy.
So, don't @ us. Seriously, just don't.
Or do, we're not really sure. We've got a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys working on a solution.
Anyway, if you need help, our Support team is... um, "available".
Or is that "unavailable"? Hmm, let's just check with them and find out.
Thanks for playing, and we hope you enjoyed the game!
Or not. We're good either way.
— Management