Discomanic Malfunction Theories is a series of completely-not-made-up explanations for why things don't work as they should. Our team of expert Discomanic Malfunctionologists have spent years studying the intricacies of everyday failures. Below are some of our most popular theories:
Why do socks always seem to go missing in the wash cycle? Is it a case of the washing machine being a secret agent of chaos, or do socks just really hate us? Read on to find out.
The Sock Puppet Conundrum: A Theory of Unreliable LaundryOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
The Socks Are Secret Agents of Disorder TheoryWhere do remotes go when we lose them? Is it a case of teleportation to a parallel universe, or do our cats just really like to play hide-and-seek? Read on to find out.
The Remote Control Teleportation TheoryOr, if you're feeling particularly skeptical, try:
The Remote Control Hide-and-Seek Theory