You've been disconnected from reality for so long, you've developed a strange affinity for the color plaid.
Try as you might, you can't quite seem to remember the difference between a left click and a right click. Don't worry, it's not you, it's just the fabric of space-time.
Would you like to try and reconnect, or would you prefer to stay here in this alternate dimension where pineapple is a perfectly acceptable pizza topping?
Explore Quantum Fluctuations, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
Learn About Paradoxical Delusions, where you can find the secret to making pineapple pizza a reality.