Welcome, fellow throw-down enthusiasts! We're here to help you cope with the stress of serving up a mediocre meal. Join us, and you'll learn the art of tossing plates, bowls, and the occasional kitchen appliance with the best of them.
Learn to throw like the pros! | ConfessionalsBob: The master of the flying saucer. His throwing radius is 3 feet 7 inches.
Alice: The queen of the flying fork. Her throwing velocity is 30 miles per hour.
1. The classic "Saucer": A delicate balance of sauce and plate.
2. The "Fork-tastic": A precise, high-velocity throw.
3. The "Spat-tacular": A wild, spinning throw that'll leave your dinner guests bewildered.
Join us for a throwing seminar!