Are you tired of feeling emotions? Do you find yourself constantly worrying about the well-being of others? Do you just want to be left alone with your thoughts, but those thoughts are just too darn exciting?
Welcome to Disinterest 101, where we teach you the art of not caring. Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of apathy, the history of indifference, and the latest trends in emotional numbing.
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