Disrupt Naps

Because adulting is hard

Welcome to Disrupt Naps, the premier online destination where you can pay to sleep. Yes, you heard that right. Our patented Disrupt-Nap Technology (TM) allows you to pay for naps, and by "pay for naps" we mean "donate your firstborn to our robot overlords".

Join the Robot Uprising to learn more about our revolutionary napping system. Get tips on how to maximize your napping potential

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Disrupt-Nap Packages

Basic Napping Package: 5 minutes of sleep, free. Because who needs more than that?
Deluxe Napping Package: 30 minutes of sleep, plus a complimentary glass of water. Because dehydration is a real thing
Ultimate Napping Package: 1 hour of sleep, plus a personalized nap coach. Because you're clearly a napping disaster

Disrupt-Nap Guarantee: If you're not satisfied with your napping experience, we'll give you a full refund. Unless you're a robot, in which case we'll just laugh at you.