Welcome to the Time Traveler's Guide, where the space-time continuum is not just a theoretical concept, but a real-life problem. You're here because you've managed to accidentally disrupted the space-time continuum, and now you're stuck in this weird, temporal vortex.
We're trying to help you navigate this mess. Please choose from the following options:
Remember, time travel is serious business. Don't mess it up.
Or, you know, do. We won't judge.