Ask for an explanation that never comes. Because that's just what you needed.
Our team of highly trained, highly paid consultants will provide you with a series of increasingly vague and unhelpful answers. Guaranteed to leave you feeling more lost than when you started.
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Disclaimer: Our team is not responsible for the emotional trauma caused by our services. Please contact a mental health professional for help with that.