The Disruptor-in-Chief has been tasked with the impossible: making the world a worse place, one pixel at a time.
But, alas, their best efforts have only resulted in a series of mildly annoying, yet endearingly terrible, web design decisions.
Perhaps, just perhaps, they will one day achieve true mediocrity.
Read about the Chaos Theorist who's secretly guiding the Disruptor-in-Chief's every move.
Or, if you'd rather, Undermine the Empire with the Disruptor-in-Chief's latest scheme.