Distant Doom

Because the apocalypse didn't come soon enough, we're now stuck on a planet with an endless horizon.

• Check if you're still human
• Abandoned Tech Support
• Distant Doom Solutions
• Last Communication with Earth

/subpages/intergalactic-reality-check

You're still a human. Congratulations. You're not a sentient toaster.

• What Happens When You Get Hungry
• Are We Alone in Space?

/subpages/abandoned-tech-support

Because the apocalypse didn't come soon enough, we're now stuck on a planet with an endless horizon.

Our tech support is now an endless loop of answering machines and automated messages.

• What is the Meaning of Life, According to Our Last Programmer
• Why Does the Planet Still Have Batteries in the Toaster

/subpages/distant-doom-solutions

We're working on it.

We've got a team of highly trained professionals (in their dreams) working on it.

• What to Do While the Apocalypse Happens
• What to Do When the Planet is Ruined

/subpages/last-communication-with-earth

Last transmission: "We're sorry. We really tried."