Distraction Engine

Distract yourself with the following:

• Learn a new hobby, like extreme ironing or competitive eating.
• Engage in a creative activity, like knitting a scarf with your eyes closed.
• Collect a stamp album, but not just any stamp, a rare and valuable one, hidden in a cereal box.
• Plan a dinner party for pets, including a 5-course menu and a playlist of catnip jazz.
• Take up a new language, like Ancient Sumerian, but only to confuse the mailman.

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