Distracted by TV
A Guide to Multitasking the Modern Way
Are you tired of actually doing work while on the internet? Do you find yourself constantly swiping, clicking, and scrolling, never quite focusing on one thing at a time? Congratulations, you're a master of Distracted by TV, the art of multitasking like a pro!
Here's a step-by-step guide to achieving true productivity by doing absolutely nothing:
Step 1: Binge-Watch a Whole Season at Once
That 5-episode marathon may not be so bad for your mental health, after all. The key is to find a show with an endless loop, like the infinite scrolling of Netflix's "Recommended Shows" list.
Step 2: Open 17 tabs at Once
Avoids the need to click on a single link by opening 17 tabs at once! This way, you'll never be more than 3.5 seconds away from your next clickbait article.