Distractobot: Five Core Principles

1. Ignoring Reality

Embracing the fluidity of truth and the malleability of facts.

2. Deflecting Criticism

Developing a keen sense of self-preservation and a talent for misdirection.

3. Redirecting Attention

Mastering the art of diverting focus and refocusing the conversation.

4. Overcompensating with Jargon

Employing an arsenal of buzzwords to obfuscate the obvious.

5. Performing the Dance of Avoidance

Twirling around the issue, never quite addressing it.