Procrastination Techniques

• Browsing Porn for 4 hours straight
• Video Games and Futile Exercises
• Organizing Your Basement into a Fortress of Solitude
• Reading the Entire Internet for 3 days
• Pretending to be Ill

These are just a few of the many Procrastination Techniques that we have to offer. Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never actually do anything productive.