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Warning: Entering this station may cause excessive feelings of calmness, serenity, and/or existential dread. Proceed with caution.

Click here to access our Meditation Room, where the only thought is the thought of the present moment. Or here to enter the Soundscapes of Serenity, where the only sound is the gentle hum of the cosmic microwave oven. Or if you're feeling particularly sleepy, try Somnolentia, our sleep-inducing haven.

Remember, relaxation is just a click away!