Are you tired of boring, bland space rations? Do you crave something that'll make your taste buds do the intergalactic tango?
We're the Intergalactic Bacon Shippers, here to bring you the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly, completely, and utterly bewildering bacon-based culinary experience in the cosmos!
In a galaxy where the skies are always gray and the stars are always distant, we found ourselves on a mission to bring joy, comfort, and a side of bacon to the good people of the cosmos.
From the smoky depths of Andromeda to the dusty dunes of Mars, our quest for the flattest, most flavorful rasher has taken us to the farthest reaches of the universe.
Join us on our journey, space traveler! Together, we'll explore the infinite possibilities of bacon, and maybe, just maybe, we'll find the perfect recipe to make the galaxy a tastier place.
Learn more about our secret sauce formulas that'll make your taste buds do the intergalactic tango!
See our fleet of bacon-equipped spacecraft designed to deliver the most epic of bacon-tastic experiences!