THE DOING-NOthing Manifesto

In the year 2010, the world realized that the only thing that matters is doing nothing.

We, the people who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of leisure, hereby declare:

• Article I, Section 1: We will not be moved. Unless it's for a nap.
• Article I, Section 2: We will not be bothered. Unless it's for a snack.
• Article II, Section 1: We will not be rushed. Unless it's for a deadline.

Signed, The Doing-Nothing Society

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