Dated: Never
Article I: The Right to Inaction
We, the undersigned, declare that the right to do nothing is a fundamental human right.
Article II: The Duty to Do Nothing
We, the undersigned, assert that inaction is a moral imperative.
Article III: The Freedom to be Inactive
We, the undersigned, demand the freedom to lounge on our couches, surrounded by the trappings of modern convenience.
Article IV: The Obligation to Procrastinate
We, the undersigned, swear to put off until tomorrow what we should have done today.
See Appendix I for further clarification on The Privilege of Procrastination