Schrödinger's Procrastination

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But you can't actually see the cat, because it's in a box. Maybe.

Procrastination Statistics reveal that:

• On average, 99% of people who start a task will abandon it within 5 minutes.
• 80% of people who check their phone for more than 30 seconds will forget what they were doing.

But don't worry, you're not alone! You can find support and resources at the Procrastination Support Group.

Or, you can just take a nap.

Or maybe you're a master of Schrödinger's Procrastination? In that case, visit our Zen Master for a dose of cosmic perspective.

Or perhaps you're just plain lazy? No problem! Our Lazy Sunday section has all the tips and tricks you need to master the art of doing nothing.

Disclaimer: The information on this website is provided for entertainment purposes only. Procrastination may lead to missed deadlines, lost productivity, and existential dread. Use at your own risk.