In this chapter, you will learn the art of taking the concept of 'doing nothing' to the extreme. We'll cover the most advanced techniques, such as:
- Extreme TV watching: Watch 5+ episodes of your favorite show in a row, without changing the channel.
- Mental mapping: Create an intricate map of the dust bunnies under your couch, and spend hours studying it.
- Couch fort engineering: Build an elaborate structure using your couch cushions and pillows, complete with a 'grand entrance.'
- Profound napping: Sleep with your eyes open, but still claim you're 'resting your eyes.'
- Extreme snack hoarding: Hoard an absurd amount of snacks, and defend your hoard to the death.