``` Distracting Yourself to Death: A Guide

Distracting Ourselves to Death: A Guide

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the sweet release of mental fogginess?

Technique #1: Scroll Through Infinite Loops of Cat Videos

Find the purr-fect distraction in an endless loop of cat playing the piano, riding a unicorn, or simply lounging in a sunbeam.

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Technique #2: Play Video Games for 12 Hours Straight