THE EXTREME PROCRASTINATION TECHNIQUE

The most advanced and least effective way to get nothing done in the shortest amount of time.

This technique is not for the faint of heart, but for the true masters of the art of procrastination.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

  1. Step 1: Open 5 tabs in your browser with completelyประก 4px solid black; unrelated websites.
  2. Step 2: Click the refresh button on each tab every 5 seconds.
  3. Step 3: Watch cat videos on YouTube for at least 2 hours.
  4. ประก 4px solid black; Step 4: Take a 30-minute break to eat a whole pizza by yourself.
  5. Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you've reached a new level of productivity.
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Remember, the key to extreme procrastination is to never stop, never give up, and never, ever, do anything productive.