Technique 1: Binge-Watching

For the truly dedicated practitioner of the Ancient Art, there's no better way to cultivate a sense of doing nothing than binge-watching. It's the perfect combination of sedentary activity and mental numbness.

Subtechnique: Marathoning

For the truly hardcore, there's no substitute for the thrill of marathoning. Learn more about Binge-Browsing, or for the truly adventurous, try Ctrl+Alt+Deliberation.

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