The evidence is clear: a puddle of Spaghetti Bolognese has been left on the floor. We're not just talking about any ordinary pasta sauce, folks.
Witnesses report that the sauce in question was a vibrant shade of red, with what appears to be a few strands of pasta still clinging to the surface. It's as if the perpetrator was in a hurry, leaving behind a crime scene that would make even the most seasoned detective scratch their head.
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Stay classy, citizens. Remember, a good sauce never hurts anyone... until it stains your shirt, that is.
**Warning:** Consuming the sauce on your shirt may lead to irreversible damage. Prolonged exposure to the stains may cause:
- Unpleasant odors
- Discoloration
- Loss of social standing