Devil's Spicy Sauce of Despair

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of tears of despair
• 1/2 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of hopelessness
• 3 tablespoons of salt
• 1 tablespoon of desperation
• 1/4 teaspoon of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Shred the tears of despair until they form a paste.
2. Combine with the regret, hopelessness, salt, desperation, and existential dread.
3. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 13 minutes and 7 seconds.
4. Transfer the mixture to a sauce bottle.
5. Use liberally on your enemies, but be warned: they may become your friends.

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