Known Side Effects: A List of Things That May or May Not Happen
Side effects of consuming Devil's Spicy Sauce of Despair may include:
- Sudden and intense feelings of regret after consuming more than 3 servings.
- Temporary blindness to reason and logic due to excessive sweat and tears.
- Spontaneous combustion of the taste buds in a fiery blaze of despair.
- Involuntary singing of show tunes while walking down the street.
- Increased risk of summoning a minor demon to serve as a personal assistant.
Also, be aware that our lawyers have advised us to mention that consuming Devil's Spicy Sauce of Despair while operating heavy machinery is strongly discouraged.
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