Spicy Nacho Drama Recipe

Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who can handle the intense drama and high stakes of the nacho world.

Ingredients:

• 1 bag of tortilla chips
• 1 can of "Drama Queen" jalapeños
• 1 block of "Telenovela" cheese
• 1/4 cup of "Tears of the Damned" salsa
• 1/4 cup of "Betrayal" beef

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C). Or, you know, just set it to "Passionately Crying in the Kitchen."
2. Arrange tortilla chips in a single layer on a baking sheet. Or, you know, a "Drama Queen's" tears-of-sorrow-filled plate.
3. Sprinkle "Drama Queen" jalapeños over the chips. Or, you know, just pretend they're your cheating ex's latest mistress.
4. Cover with "Telenovela" cheese. Or, you know, just pour your heart out onto the plate like a telenovela actress.
5. Drizzle with "Tears of the Damned" salsa. Or, you know, just weep with despair.
6. Top with "Betrayal" beef. Or, you know, just serve it with a side of shattered dreams.

Serve and enjoy! Or, you know, just eat it while wondering why everything went wrong.

Read Part 1 of the Spicy Nacho Drama Recipe for more dramatic twists and turns.

Read Part 2 of the Spicy Nacho Drama Recipe, where things get REALLY dramatic.