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Spicy Taco Sauce of Despair

This is a recipe for the most devastatingly delicious and soul-crushingly spicy taco sauce. It's not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

  1. 1 cup of the tears of a thousand weeping souls
  2. 1/2 cup of the ashes of a thousand burnt offerings
  3. 3 tablespoons of pure, unadulterated regret
  4. 1/4 teaspoon of the essence of a thousand shattered dreams

Mix all ingredients together in a blender, then serve with a side of existential dread.

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