Spicy Taco Sauce of Despair
For those who dare to dream of a flavor so bold, so bright, so utterly devastating, behold the Spicy Taco Sauce of Despair.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of tears of the damned
- 1/2 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of hopelessness
- 1 tablespoon of desperation
- 1 teaspoon of existential dread
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a bowl, stirring clockwise until the mixture begins to bubble and foam.
- Add a dash of salt, or a pinch of your sanity, to taste.
- Stir until the mixture reaches a consistency that's just shy of a nuclear meltdown.
- Serve on top of a crispy taco shell, and bask in the flavor of your own despair.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, loss of appetite, and a deep sense of hopelessness.
Warning: Not responsible for any damages or lost souls. Use at your own peril. Try our Spicy Tinga Sauce of Delight instead.
Or, for the truly adventurous, visit our Devil's Spicy Sauce of Despair.