It turns out, your aunt is actually a cyborg created by a secret government agency in the 1970s.
Code-named "Aunt-1", she was designed to infiltrate family gatherings and gather intel on the most effective ways to make a decent lasagna.
Her advanced AI system allowed her to blend in seamlessly, even when you were a teenager and wore a Nirvana t-shirt to the family reunion.
But don't worry, she's been decommissioned since 2010, and now she's just a harmless old lady with a fondness for bingo nights and bingo-themed parties.
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