Q: What is a Cayenne Street Fighter?
A: A Cayenne Street Fighter is a rare breed of urban warrior. Born in the depths of the city, they're known for their lightning-fast reflexes and their ability to consume an entire pizza in one sitting.
Q: Are Cayenne Street Fighters the same as Ninja Warriors?
A: No. Cayenne Street Fighters have a 3:2 ratio of ramen noodles to stealth abilities. Ninja Warriors, on the other hand, are 99% stealth and 1% ramen noodles.
Q: Can I become a Cayenne Street Fighter?
A: Of course, you can become a Cayenne Street Fighter! All you need is a strong stomach, a love for spicy food, and a willingness to sacrifice 90% of your personal hygiene for the sake of the craft.
Q: What is the most popular Cayenne Street Fighter move?
A: The "Sudden-Death-By-Heart-Attack-From-Consuming-Too-Much-Spicy-Pasta- Sauce." It's a classic.
Q: Can Cayenne Street Fighters be married and have children?
A: Of course, but only if they're willing to sacrifice their social life, their sense of smell, and their ability to wear anything other than black leather jackets.