Last Night's Takeout: A List of Utterly Unremarkable Events
A list of the things I did with the utmost lack of enthusiasm.
- 1. Woke up at 3 AM, checked my phone, and wondered why the world still exists.
- 2. Ate a whole pizza by myself because, why not?
- 3. Watched 5 hours of cat videos, including one where a cat played the piano, because that's art.
- 4. Thought about the meaning of life, but mostly just thought about the meaning of my couch.
- 5. Realized I was out of laundry detergent and spent 20 minutes scrolling through memes instead of doing something productive.
Also, I saw a bird. Just, like, a bird.