THE ONE BOTTLE OF MILK

It all started with a single bottle of milk. Just one.

It was a bottle of 2% fat milk, with a label that read "EXTRA CREAMY."

But this was no ordinary bottle of milk. This was the bottle that would change everything.

The Great Milk Revolution

As I cracked open the bottle, a tidal wave of creamy goodness spilled out, flooding the kitchen.

I was not prepared for the consequences.

The milk formed a puddle, a lake, a sea of white, creamy doom.

It spread throughout the land, inspiring a generation of milk-lovers.

The Rise of the Milk Empire

I built an empire on the back of that one bottle of milk.

I created the Milk Cartel, a secret society of milk enthusiasts.

We took over the world, one carton at a time.

Our slogan: "Milk: the Nectar of the Gods."

And so, the world was never the same again.

Or was it just a really bad idea?