What is This Stinky Smell?

It's probably the lingering aroma of last week's dumpster fire, which still haunts the streets of New Tokeville, the city that never says no to anything.

But wait, there's more! Some say it's the scent of freedom, wafting from the nearby "I'd rather not think about it" protest, where citizens are demanding an end to the city's outrageous lack of decent coffee shops.

Others claim it's the fragrance of our beloved "Mayor McFarterson's" latest scheme to attract tourists, a giant ball of garbage that's been sitting on the city hall steps for months.

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