The Empty Plate: A Document of Utter Desolation

This is the definitive guide to eating nothing. Yes, you read that right. Nothing.

• A Manifesto on the Virtues of an Empty Stomach
• The Art of Cooking an Empty Plate
• Support Group for Those Haunted by an Empty Plate
• Fascinating Statistics on How Much Nothing You've Eaten This Month

Or, you know, don't. We're really not judging you.