Other Things I Did Last Night

Apparently, I did a lot of things.

Here are some of them:

Invented a New Language, Mostly Wrote a Symphony for My Cat, But She Refused to Perform It May or May Not Have Invented a Machine that Turns Ideas into Coffee, But Its a Secret

And that's not counting the time I accidentally ordered 17 gallons of ice cream online.

Or the incident involving the 3 AM phone call to the mayor.

But let's be real, that's all just background noise.