Dodge the Bullet - A Guide to Avoiding Responsibility

Warning: the following content is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to actually dodge real bullets.

Chapter 1: Basic Dodge Techniques

  1. Feign Ignorance: The Art of Pretending You Heard Nothing
  2. Blame it on the Dog: A Time-Tested Technique
  3. Disguise Yourself as a Professional: The Power of a Well-Fitted Suit

For more advanced techniques, visit Advanced Dodge Techniques

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This page is a satirical take on the popular saying "dodge the bullet," presenting humorous, absurd, and unhelpful techniques for avoiding responsibility. The provided content is a starting point for a fictional guide that can be expanded upon by adding more subpages and chapters. The tone is witty and dryly humorous, aiming to poke fun at the idea of trying to avoid responsibility rather than providing actual advice.