Causes of the Dogastrophe:
- Canine Cancer: The dogs of the world have developed an aggressive form of cancer that's only treatable with an endless supply of treats.
- Intergalactic Invasion: An alien species with a taste for slobber and a penchant for destruction has arrived to exploit our canine overlords.
- Global Warming: The constant panting of the world's dogs has created a feedback loop of heat and humidity that's causing the very fabric of society to unravel.
- Uncontrollable Farting: The dogs' unique digestive system has reached critical mass, causing the atmosphere to become increasingly toxic and hostile.
Cure for the Dogastrophe:
- A team of highly trained hamsters, armed with an arsenal of tiny lab coats and an endless supply of cheese.
- A device that converts slobber into clean, renewable energy.
- The invention of a new, dog-friendly form of sustainable agriculture that doesn't rely on treats or kibble.
- A global network of underground dog daycare centers, where the canine masses can be temporarily relocated and "treated" with a combination of belly rubs and Netflix.
Join the resistance! Hamster Heroes and Doggy Dystopia are fighting back, but they need your help!