Welcome to Canine Cybernetics

This site is dedicated to the art of manipulating online reputation. Because, you know, dogs don't actually care about your opinion, but humans seem to.

Lesson 1: Fluffing Your Online Profile - Learn how to add an extra 5,000 words to your LinkedIn profile by describing every single thing you've ever done.

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