Step 3: The Wrong Way to Build a Time Machine

Warning: This Step May Cause Unintended Consequences

Step 3: The Wrong Way to Build a Time Machine involves using a combination of duct tape, rubber bands, and prayers. It is not recommended.

But hey, you were warned.

Start by gathering the following materials:

• One (1) time-traveling toaster
• One (1) gallon of gasoline
• A roll of duct tape
• A dozen rubber bands

Assemble the time-traveling toaster according to the instructions on the back of the box. Or just make something up, we're not really sure.

Step 4: The Inevitable Explosion is just a click away.