Doing Nothing: The Art of Productivity

We specialize in the lost art of achieving absolutely nothing.

Our expert staff of highly trained professionals (okay, they're actually just our friends) will guide you on a tour of our state-of-the-art Doing Nothing Facility, featuring:

• Zero-activity zones for maximum relaxation and contemplation
• High-speed napping areas with expertly calibrated pillows
• Uninterrupted views of nothing in particular

Visit our Best Practices for maximum nothingness.

Or, for an added layer of nothingness, visit our Zero-Activity Workshops.