The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing for No Reason

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

Doing nothing for no reason is an art form, really. It's all about mastering the subtlety of doing absolutely nothing.

Here are some advanced techniques to get you started:

• Mastering the perfect stare
• Developing a keen sense of apathy
• Refusing to make eye contact

Want to take it to the next level?