Subpages: Doing No Work Is Not Lazy

Here's the thing: doing nothing is not lazy. It's not even close to lazy. It's more like "I'm a highly skilled professional who's conserving energy for more important things." Like watching Netflix. Or browsing Reddit. Or staring out the window.

So, if you're feeling guilty about not accomplishing anything today, just remember: you're a ninja warrior of productivity. You're just biding your time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Like a cat in a sunbeam.