The Art of Not Doing Anything

You've come here for the ultimate guide to doing nothing. Congratulations.

Below, you will find the most comprehensive list of excuses, the most effective procrastination techniques, and the most soothing background noises to aid in your endeavors.

Excuses

• I'm feeling under the weather
• I lost my keys, man
• I'm wide awake

Procrastination Techniques

1. Organize my shelf... again
2. I'm trying to learn the language of the dolphins
3. I'm comparing my toenails to see whose are bigger

Background Noises

Tropical waves City sounds Distant chirping birds