ARTICLE 1: THE RIGHT TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the fundamental human right to do nothing is inalienable, inalienable, and INALIENABLE!
ARTICLE 2: THE OBLIGATION TO NOT CARE
We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the duty to not care about the trivialities of the world is paramount, paramount, and PARAMOUNT!
ARTICLE 3: THE PROHIBITION ON PRODUCTIVITY
We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the creation of productivity is a form of modern-day slavery, and shall be strictly prohibited!
ARTICLE 4: THE RIGHT TO TAKE NAPTIME
We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the right to take naptimes is sacred, and shall not be infringed upon!
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