Chapter 3: The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Mastering the Art of Zoning Out

Learn the secrets of focusing on the absolute nothingness of the void, and discover the hidden joys of doing nothing.

Case Studies: Real-World Examples

From the couch potatoes of the world to the professional hammock-sitters, learn from the masters of inactivity.

• The Guy Who Watched Paint Dry
• The Procrastinator's Guide to Folding Laundry
• The Art of Staring Out the Window