Techniques for the Art of Doing Nothing

The Master of Procrastination

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing, with the help of these expert techniques:

• Master of the Moon: A technique that involves staring at the ceiling for extended periods, contemplating the vastness of the universe.
• Forget-the-Password: A technique that involves completely forgetting your login credentials, leading to an existential crisis.
• Overthink-it: A technique that involves overanalyzing every possible outcome until you're stuck in an infinite loop of indecision.

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