16 Techniques for Doing Absolutely Nothing

Procrastination is an art form.

1. Stare at the wall for exactly 27 minutes.

2. Watch cat videos on YouTube while pretending to work.

3. Learn the art of folding a perfect origami paperclip.

4. Practice your 'I'm on a phone call' face in the mirror.

5. Create an intricate spreadsheet to justify why you're not working.

6. Write a 10-page essay on the history of procrastination.

7. Build an extensive library of cat memes.

8. Conduct a 10-minute study on the aerodynamics of dust particles.

9. Create an animated GIF of a cat playing the piano.

10. Host a virtual book club to discuss the meaning of 'Doing Nothing.'

11. Invent a new sport: Extreme Ironing while doing nothing.

12. Develop a comprehensive guide to the art of doing nothing while being on a first-name basis with your therapist.

13. Create a new language: Procrastinationese.

14. Host a webinar on the benefits of Doing Nothing: A Scientific Study.

15. Invent a new holiday: National Doing Nothing Day.

16. Write a script for a sitcom about a group of friends who do nothing.