Technique 4: The Ancient Art of Procrastination
Chapter 2: Mastering the Subtle Art of Doing Nothing
As a seasoned expert in the field of doing nothing, I'm here to guide you through the most advanced techniques.
Step 1: Find a comfortable chair and park yourself in it. Make sure it's not your bed.
Step 2: Stare blankly into space. Try not to think of anything productive.