Doing Nothing Techniques

Chapter 3: The Art of Procrastination

Procrastination is the art of doing nothing, but not just doing nothing, it's an art form. It's like painting, but with more sweatpants.

Here are some techniques for mastering the art of procrastination:

1. Make a to-do list and then lose the list.
2. Set a timer for an hour, and when it goes off, take a 15-minute break to check your phone.
3. Learn to make excuses, but only if they're good ones.
4. Practice the art of doing one thing at a time, but only if it's not important.

Remember, procrastination is a skill that requires practice, so don't be afraid to start your journey today!